Pig's song by Christopher Hitchens

Ping's song lyrics:



It was early last September

as near as I remember.

I was falling down the street

in durnken pride.

When I fell into the gutter

thinking thoughts I dare not utter.

And a pig came up and laid

down by my side.

As I lay there in that gutter

thinking thoughts I dare not utter.

A fair young maid came by and she did say:

You can tell a man who boozes

by the company he chooses

and on that the pig got up and walked away

and the pig got up, slowly walked away.